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'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"I love your work!"

Bird Bath.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'If I don't use the charcoal grill, I get a carbon offset and the fire department gets a day off.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"It may have been just a kick-about in the garden, but Eric took things very seriously."

Digging.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

I know they told me not to bark

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"How?"

"We're out of bags."

Human males marking territory.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Beer Garden Kit

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"