Yard Decor Lover T-Shirts

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Last Leaf

The Fall of Gnome

Beginning Yarder.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

Hedge Car

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Leaves.

Bird family on top of birdhouse surveying back yard: 'This place has all the amenities, including a master bath in the yard by the Zinnias.'

'I'm out of bags.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"You wanted me to mow all the grass?"

"I think I've found your transistor radio."

'The grass is plastic, too.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

The lawn mowing industry was ripe for innovation.

"I like your garden humans"

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Last Leaf

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'