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"I found a way to pay the mortgage. I sold the naming rights to the house."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo