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"Oh, great. Humble Beginnings."

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'This is the fourth time in four years! Are you planning your own town!'

Pregnancy Test

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Pipe Dream.

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.