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To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Handyman's Special'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Clear construction agreements are important.