Hobbyist Builder T-Shirts

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Building Blocks.

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Bob’s Museum

Engineer on the move.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Clear construction agreements are important.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.