Hobby Building T-Shirts

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Prize vegetables.

The Hobby Store

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Air Sitar.

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Reduced for Quick Sale.

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Thanks for your help, but I really don't need it!"

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

"At this stage of your life, you need a hobby - one that will produce income."

Retirement Presentation - ...try and get a hobby so you won't be calling back to see us.

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"I've looked everywhere and I can't find what I need, so I'm making my own."

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

"Remember, Baldo, be true to yourself..."

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'

"I can mess this up without any printed help."