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"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The Origami Society...

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"...it's another metal detector."

Beyond Dante

The Authentic Christmas.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Hydroponic Gardening

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Prison Wallpaper.

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Sheep Knitting.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

War games.

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."