Hobby Crafts Gifts

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

The Origami Society...

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"...it's another metal detector."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Beyond Dante

The Authentic Christmas.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Hydroponic Gardening

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

Man throwing a paper dart.

Cut out and keep Socrates.

Prison Wallpaper.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail, 'Ah, I feel so alive. That was fun'

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

'I try to encourage creativity.'

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else