Amateur Builder Gifts

'Now what?'

To keep himself occupied, Walter was always finding little projects around the house.

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Building Blocks.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Handyman's Special'

Building a company.

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

How to Build a Bungalow

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Were the building contractors for the Leaning Tower of Pisa sued?'

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'