Plastic Hair Pioneer Gifts

Lego Haircut

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Quick Spring Fling

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Bun Lift

The last of the mullet.

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

Pumping up wig in blender.

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

Cornrows

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'Did I hear someone mention the return of elegance?'

'OK short back and sides but are we staying with the comb-over?'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

Street merchants 'Hair wraps' 'Henna Tattoos' 'Colonic irrigation'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."

Bird Hair

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

'Punk Rapunzel'

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Hairdressing Models

"You've done something different with your hair."

". . . I remember hair. . ."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."