Prosthetic Pioneer Gifts

Injured Veteran

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Lego Haircut

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Men's Health Screenings.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Prosthetic snake.

"I am fully functional again!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Tired old peglegs

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

'Guinea pig - without whose help...'

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Absence of public toilets and prostate problems.

Wheel being refused at the patent office

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

"For the damage to the environment you have caused..."

'Pepper, anyone?'

'Everyone else is entering this huge new universe. . . and I'm still fumbling around with the on/off button!!'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Carrier Bag Shame