Prosthetic Adventures Gifts

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

The incomplete Angler

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"You got this, Nana."

Prosthetic snake.

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"I am fully functional again!"

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'The good news is the diseases you've mangaed to avoid far outnumber the diseases you've got.'

Tired old peglegs

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

'Let me know if I hurt you.'`

A Human Pyramid

'She's in a mood, watch what she grabs hold of'

Grandstander!

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Man getting a tooth pulled out.

'Pepper, anyone?'

"Ralphie, your ride is totally sweet."