Prosthetic Adaptation Gifts

"I am fully functional again!"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Like Minded

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Prosthetic snake.

"The secret is to make climate change work for your."

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

I've gone one better!

Clean your mobile phone screen, sir?

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

'Pepper, anyone?'

Injured Veteran