Adjusting To Prosthetic Gifts

The incomplete Angler

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"I am fully functional again!"

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Tired old peglegs

"My new hearing aids came with automatic closed captioning."

'You've got termites.'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'Pepper, anyone?'

"Hey Rayna! I got you some chocolate milk!"

Injured Veteran

'You need antirobotics.'

F&E Prosthetics. How much would an arm and a leg cost?

"He'll have the pasta, make sure it's NOT al dente."