Prosthetics Enthusiast Gifts

Tired old peglegs

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'You do Botox?'

'Botox...'

"More concealer?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Mirror mirror...

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"