Prosthetic Advocate Gifts

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Slavery Reparations

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Detention Center

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

The incomplete Angler

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

Good News

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."