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Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Trial by Media

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Slavery Reparations

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

Detention Center

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Human Rights for All

"They're class action figures."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

The incomplete Angler

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

The scales between gluttony and hunger

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Handicap parking sign for person in hospital bed.

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."