Prosthetics Specialist Pillows

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Botox."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Mirror mirror...

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.