Prosthetics Specialist Pillows

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Mirror mirror...

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It was a botched surgery."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Body Building

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.