Prosthetics Interest Pillows

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

"I am fully functional again!"

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Old man - 'Who are you?' Glamorous lady - 'Your wife for 57 years back from plastic surgery!'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Tired old peglegs

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"Most drug lords evade capture by making smarter choices with plastic surgery."

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'You've got termites.'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"You imbecile! I asked for a bigger 'pout'."

'It all started with a lid lift and then one thing led to another...'

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'What'll it be, lady - Paper or more plastic?'

The Real Housewives of Orange County

'Since my boob job, doctor, my breasts have lost all sensitivity!'

Injured Veteran

F&E Prosthetics. How much would an arm and a leg cost?