New Prosthetic Pillows

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Empty box of ideas

Bright Idea

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Prosthetic snake.

In an operating theatre, a jack-in-the-box jumps our of the patients stomach

Architect at a batllefield.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

'Pepper, anyone?'

Injured Veteran

'How's the new hearing aid?'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'