Prosthetic Pun Pillows

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"I am fully functional again!"

Prosthetic snake.

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Your husband was in the rough...I mean...it was rough going there for a while, but he played through, um, pulled through just fine and the operation left only one small divot...er...uh...scar that barely shows.'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Tired old peglegs

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Chicken Breast Implants

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

Injured Veteran

'Pepper, anyone?'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

I like the hook better.

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

URINAL LINEUP

"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."

Operating Room

"Plastic surgery saved my budget. I cut a few credit cards in half."

Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.