Pirate and His Peg Legs.
Prosthetic Pun Gifts
Looking for a creative gift that combines humor with a love for prosthetic puns? Explore our collection of clever, lighthearted products including mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. These unique items are designed for those who appreciate witty wordplay and want to celebrate their interest with a laugh. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, find something that highlights the playful side of prosthetic humor and adds personality to everyday items.
'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'
The incomplete Angler
'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'
"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"
'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'
"I am fully functional again!"
Prosthetic snake.
Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.
'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'
Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'
'Your husband was in the rough...I mean...it was rough going there for a while, but he played through, um, pulled through just fine and the operation left only one small divot...er...uh...scar that barely shows.'
'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'
Tired old peglegs
Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.
T-Rex Prosthetic Arm
Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.
Chicken Breast Implants
In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.
'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'
Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.
Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.
Injured Veteran
'Pepper, anyone?'
Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing
I like the hook better.
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'
URINAL LINEUP
"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."
Operating Room
"Plastic surgery saved my budget. I cut a few credit cards in half."
Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.
Prosthetic Pun Gifts Collection
Prosthetic Pun Mugs
Explore our collection of prosthetic pun mugs—ideal for daily laughs and showing off your love for clever wordplay.
Prosthetic Pun Pillows
Discover our prosthetic pun pillows—fun, cozy, and a great way to add a personal touch to your living space.
Prosthetic Pun Prints
Browse our prosthetic pun prints—bold, humorous art that makes a statement and adds fun to any wall.
Prosthetic Pun T-Shirts
Check out our prosthetic pun t-shirts—comfortable, funny, and perfect for anyone who appreciates witty humor in everyday wear.