Prosthetic Awarer Gifts

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

"I am fully functional again!"

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

Tired old peglegs

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'You've got termites.'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

"No, not today. Something's come up."

'Pepper, anyone?'

The Grim Reaper

Injured Veteran

'You need antirobotics.'

F&E Prosthetics. How much would an arm and a leg cost?

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing