Prosthetics Gifts

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Injured Veteran

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Pepper, anyone?'

Prosthetic snake.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

The incomplete Angler

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

Tired old peglegs

'You've got termites.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

"He's almost there, I just can't get his dentures to stick.."

'You need antirobotics.'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing

Elephant with Elephant Leg Umbrella Stand and a Prosthetic Limb.

URINAL LINEUP

Man offering his false leg to a shoe shine boy.

"You would like to report a medical emergence and you have an artificial hip joint, two artificial knee joints, a pacemaker and a metal plate in your head? Well, then please call the breakdown service, sir."