Prosthetics Gifts

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Injured Veteran

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Pepper, anyone?'

Prosthetic snake.

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Man takes off his foot in order to powder it.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The incomplete Angler

"I am fully functional again!"

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

Tired old peglegs

'You've got termites.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

Of course, it's just a temp until your permanent hook is made.

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

"He's almost there, I just can't get his dentures to stick.."

'You need antirobotics.'

F&E Prosthetics. How much would an arm and a leg cost?

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing