New Prosthetic Gifts

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

Empty box of ideas

Bright Idea

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The incomplete Angler

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"I am fully functional again!"

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

In an operating theatre, a jack-in-the-box jumps our of the patients stomach

Prosthetic snake.

Architect at a batllefield.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"It connects to the internet and sparkles like a ring...it's the iBling."

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

Toy Town-Now with Congestion charging. 'He'll have to pay ?8 every time he plays with it.'

'Pepper, anyone?'

Injured Veteran

'How's the new hearing aid?'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing