Prosthetic Innovator Gifts

'Pepper, anyone?'

Prosthetic snake.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'That was quick!'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pyramid Skiers

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

Medicaid Expansion: "Better not take the risk, you never know when the well's going to run dry..."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'