Arm Innovator Gifts

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Pole Vault Rules

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Hacksaw Violin.

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

What?

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

Prosthetic snake.

Ab Lawson's Genetic Engineering Farm

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Husband washes the dishes

Cattle farmer's super-market

Stun-gun target practice.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'These are great seats, Kenny'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Stork delivers a bomb.

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.