Arms Technology Gifts

Mega arms corp.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Bribes for Jabs

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Nuclear Proliferation

"But I use all of them!"

Arms race - USA and Russia.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Progress?

I Want to be a Drone President

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

US fears missile competition.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

The Bronze Age of Television

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

US and North Korea missile tests

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

What?

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Jumping Tank

Ancient Weapons

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"Can Interest you in something new?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."