Military Technology Gifts

Smart Bomb Pre-Launch Briefing...

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

An angel throws a lightning bolt towards Earth;Runs away when a missile comes towards him

Airlines: Arrivals, Departures, Drones...

Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.

'Remember when people considered reining in presidential drone powers?'

WW1 Secrets: Steak and Kidney Pie Tank.

Here lies Rufus J. Tosser. Inventor of the boomerang hand grenade.

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

'They asked for a photo of me shooting.'

Missile company employee gets a missile in his 'incoming' tray.

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

"We have hypersonic missiles. Our is bigger than yours!"

Dave had a new neighbour above him but he wasn't there for long.

North Korea missile drops close to Japan

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Robo Sapiens

"Great weaponry."

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

"You see, Murphy's finger is coming from North Korea or someplace, but my finger comes up and hits Murphy's finger. That's how the Missile Defense system will work--if it works."

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

I Want to be a Drone President

Other Countries Using Drones to Kill Our President? That'll Never Happen.

Sick from Our Sick Priorities

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

Evolution of War

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Armored Division. This machine has advanced software giving it cutting-edge analytical abilities. It assesses situations and then makes tactical battle decisions. Whisper ... whisper ... whisper. That is kinda funny, Ernie, but say it too loudly. It might conclude you're saying it's a nerd when you call it a "think tank."

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

'The world will wake up and take notice of our latest technicality succ. . . oops!'