Military Innovation Gifts

"I call it the AK-1."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Driverless cars rage.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

I Want to be a Drone President

US fears missile competition.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

The Unknown Military Contractor

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

Global Arms Trade

Airlines: Arrivals, Departures, Drones...

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

Tiny Drones

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Robo Sapiens

North Korea missile drops close to Japan

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"

Evolution of War