Military Innovation Gifts

"I call it the AK-1."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Driverless cars rage.

US fears missile competition.

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Unknown Military Contractor

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

Depts of Health - Genetic Engineering / Depts of Defense - Biological Warfare.

Global Arms Trade

Airlines: Arrivals, Departures, Drones...

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

North Korea missile drops close to Japan

"After the Taliban captured Kabul, the immediately started the siege of Washington!"

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Evolution of War

"The 2.3 billion dollar item, is that before or after the manufacturer's rebate?"