Military Technology Dreamer Gifts

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

US fears missile competition.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Open Source.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

Global Arms Trade

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

Tiny Drones

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"I'm waiting for self-flying cars."

Nanatech.

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'With the proper technology, we could make silicon chips out of this stuff.'

Witch updates travel broom.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."