Military Technology Dreamer T-Shirts

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

US fears missile competition.

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Open Source.

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Future robots can do all the things we put off until tomorrow.

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Global Arms Trade

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

"Kid, with your circuits, and my contacts, we're goin' all da way."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"I'm waiting for self-flying cars."

Nanatech.

"At this point science leaves off and wishful thinking kicks in."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'How did the launch of your tech business go?'

Witch updates travel broom.