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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Moses' Tablet

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Graduates on their phones

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Ice shelfie.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Military style hedgehog

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Filling the Missile Gap

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Typewriters and Laptops.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Moon: Made in China

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"