Military Equipment Gifts

Before the Swiss Army Knife arrived

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

Baby pram as a tank

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'At ease, soldier.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Military style hedgehog

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

UNFADED GLORY

Lost around a military base.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.