Military Equipment Gifts

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Before the Swiss Army Knife arrived

"What about the new armoured windshield, Sarge? What did Department of Defense say?"

Support the Ex-Troops

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Baby pram as a tank

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Trump

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Monuments

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

'At ease, soldier.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

UNFADED GLORY

Military style hedgehog

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.