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Servicemen.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

Brooklyn.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Memo Mania

Panzer Hut.

Soldier.

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Jealous of a statue.

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'