Tactical Gear Lover Gifts

'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"No. I can still see you."

Dry Cleaning

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

No, it does not look stupid, and yes, you are going to wear a helmet.

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Global Arms Trade

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Tiny Drones

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You've got the job on one condition - you don't wear your safety helmet back to front."

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

Mercenary

"My neck hurts."

The New Car