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'So, I understand you were a sniper in the service.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"No. I can still see you."

Dry Cleaning

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Global Arms Trade

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

"Don't worry! We're wearing helmets!"

'After that, Ron would always open books about new hobbies before buying the equipment.'

New chess champion 31st November 2018

'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'

"The DEC advises hikers to stand out by wearing bright orange. I feel so much safer now!"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Obsolete: Any state of the art equipment you bought last year for $250,000.'

ACME Bullet Proof Vest Co.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"You've got the job on one condition - you don't wear your safety helmet back to front."

WW1 Secrets: Puffin Class.

Mercenary

Survivalists' supplies: The customer's always right wing.

"My neck hurts."

'Soldier, how long have you had that camouflage in your helmet?'

The New Car