Military Vehicles Gifts

'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Donald Rumsfeld

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Army Stops for A Duck and Her Ducklings.

"And what it lacks in fuel economy is made up for by the discouragement of road-rage incidents towards you."

"This is nothing. What's really scary is teaching your teenager to drive."

"I need one for my daughter, she's just passed her driving test."

"Honey, did you specify 'fish' tank, on our Ebay order?"

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Octopus on a Submarine

"Remember - no road rage."

"How many cupholders?"

"...And it was only driven to church on Sunday, by a little old lady! We...It was a rough neighbourhood!"

Second Amendment Loophole

Tank walking

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!'

Elephant Tank Power.

Baby pram as a tank

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

Submarine and Ice Fisher.

A stylized tank.

Donald Trump in a tank

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills