Military Vehicles Mugs

'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Donald Rumsfeld

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Army Stops for A Duck and Her Ducklings.

"And what it lacks in fuel economy is made up for by the discouragement of road-rage incidents towards you."

"This is nothing. What's really scary is teaching your teenager to drive."

"I need one for my daughter, she's just passed her driving test."

"Honey, did you specify 'fish' tank, on our Ebay order?"

Please Don't Overfill Your Tank

Octopus on a Submarine

"Remember - no road rage."

"How many cupholders?"

"...And it was only driven to church on Sunday, by a little old lady! We...It was a rough neighbourhood!"

Second Amendment Loophole

Tank walking

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

'I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!'

Elephant Tank Power.

Baby pram as a tank

'Oh, it just a little something to go hunting in.'

'Perhaps I can interest sir in our, traffic pacifier.'

Submarine and Ice Fisher.

A stylized tank.

Donald Trump in a tank

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.