Recreational Vehicles Gifts

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

A break needed to be made in the oil pipeline for migrating mobile homes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Baby pram as a tank

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"He only made first four installments."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'