Recreational Vehicles Gifts

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

A break needed to be made in the oil pipeline for migrating mobile homes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Baby pram as a tank

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Auto-Pilot.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'