Vehicles Gifts

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"I just feel safer in one of these."

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

All-way stops.

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

A Rhombus.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

"How deep are those pockets?"

Broken down overnight courier

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Deranged Rover'

'Why didn't you get a company car like everyone else?'

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Santa being rescued by the AA.

Mobile library filling up on fuel.

'Now try it.'

Pope Mobile

"Hey pal, your engine's smoking."

A carriage collapsing under the weight of a passenger.

Al's City Toe Truck Service.

Know Your Econoline Vans