Vehicles Pillows

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I just feel safer in one of these."

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

'Bad news: It's lemon juice!'

A Rhombus.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

A woman hitchhikes to the post office.

Emergency services vehicles and operator.

All-way stops.

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

Broken down overnight courier

'I wanted a vehicle with the styling of a 4x4 but with a lower carbon footprint.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'Why didn't you get a company car like everyone else?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

"How deep are those pockets?"

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

'Deranged Rover'

'I want you to run back to town and bring the biggest box of croutons you can find!'

'We WERE the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, but one has to keep up with the times.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

Zero to sixty in two seconds.

A carriage collapsing under the weight of a passenger.

Speed Limit 10 Gallons Per Hour