Recreational Rover Gifts

"On the gentleman's left!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

Walking the Plank.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"She's family."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Big RV Camping

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

Pirates

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.