Sea Rover Enthusiast Gifts

'Sigh...I love rape, pillage and plunder as much as the next man...I'm just tired of the commuting.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

On the brink.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Walking the Plank.

Mars Rover

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Victorian Royal Navy

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Shark Chum

"Not in my name!"

Need tickets.

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Ye God's... That was close."

'Wheeee...'

Captain Thomas Coram.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."