Young Sea Rover Gifts

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Captain in a storm

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Touché"

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Ever Given

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Walking the Plank.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'