Old-school Sea Rover Gifts

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

Walking the Plank.

"It's a hybrid!"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

"Thanks for walking me home."

1986 is my year

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

Pirates

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

The pilgrimage begins