Old-school Sea Rover Prints

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Fish talking about fisherman

Couple of Pikeys.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

The Final Chapter.

Walking the Plank.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

'The tales I could tell, sonny... I've marked my way across 7 continents, from the Kelly green hydrants of Belfast to the salty yellow curbs of old Shanghai...'

"Thanks for walking me home."

1986 is my year

Dr. Elwood prescribes 500 mg of dancing for Barry's disco fever.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

Pirates

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"When I said let's scuttle her. I meant that ship over there."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

The pilgrimage begins