Old-school Navigation Enthusiast Prints

"I blame GPS for making me forget the ancient art of map folding!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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