Traffic Navigation Enthusiast Prints

'Right lane becomes left lane - 100 feet'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

The Fast Lane.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Family traits.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Cars.

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Road Construction.

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."